Every Tuesday we’ll post an altered famous quote. Come into the store and recite the quote of the day at the register in its altered form, and receive an additional 5% off your retail purchase. And yes, you can combine your discount if you are already eligible for one (10% becomes 15%, etc.). Some restrictions may apply. Check back each week for a new phrase!
(SPECIAL NOTE TO THE EASILY EMBARRASSED: We are now accepting print-outs of Wordy Wednesday posts in lieu of actually having you recite the quotes. Don’t ask us to be happy about it though…)
Here’s this week’s quote:

